NOTE: I'll vary the meetup locations. Most likely on the peninsula so they're accessible to people from both SF and South Bay!   You might be from the Midwest if… • You've worn shorts and a parka at the same time. • Someone at Home Depot offers you assistance and they don't work there. • You measure distance in hours. • You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. • You find 10 degrees 'a little chilly.' • You go out for ice cream in January.   But most of a …